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Latest Transfer Rumour and Gossip Roundup
So we’re coming up on the official start to the 2013 transfer season on July 1st and the rumour mill is CHURNING out all sorts of whispers and sensational swoops. The usual big players – Chelsea,...
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Buttcheek of the Week
Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week. So it’s high season for transfer rumours right now in the footy offseason, so I thought I’d bring you a buttcheek to go along...
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At Least You’re Having a Better Day Than Gus Poyet
The Guardian: Gus Poyet will appeal against his sacking by Brighton and Hove Albion after finding out about his dismissal while working as a pundit for the BBC. “I think the BBC have a great story...
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Tahitian Aggregate Score in Confederations Cup: 1-24
Yahoo! Sports: Tahiti lost their three Confederations Cup group-stage matches by a combined score of 24-1, but being the gracious guests that they are, they still took the time to thank the host...
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Ronaldo to Hold Talks with Manchester United
It’s been a pretty slow week in footy news. There are a few signings here and there, a couple big name moves rumoured to happen, but nothing reeaaaallllll juicy. And then BAM! We got one. Spanish...
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Neymar’s Gonna Fit in Real Well over at Barca
Reuters: Brazil have defended their star striker Neymar against accusations of diving and said Uruguay’s attempts to discredit him ahead of Wednesday’s Confederations Cup semi-final were a transparent...
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So There’s This: Fanny Neguesha’s Dance Tape
Two years ago, in what appears to be a poorly budgeted attempt to become famous, Fanny Neguesha posted a video to YouTube of her dancing and it has now gone viral. If you’re not aware (and have never...
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Borussia Dortmund Attempting to Hijack Mkhitaryan Move to Reds
ESPN UK: Champions League finalists Borussia Dortmund have emerged as the new favourites to sign Liverpool target Henrikh Mkhitaryan, after tabling a £19.5 million bid with Shakhtar Donetsk. Liverpool...
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Arsenal (Higuain) Update
Things have been moving frustratingly slow in the discussions for this Higuain signing for Arsenal, but now that Tevez is officially gone to Juventus; it SEEMS LIKE all but a done deal. This is just...
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Everton Reject Man United’s Latest Bid for Leighton Baines
Well, that came and went pretty quickly. Leighton Baines has long been a target for Manchester United, even well before David Moyes was in the picture. And since Moyes made a move from the blue...
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Internet Footy Trolling Has Reached A New Level
Alright, so bear with me for a few minutes here. This is a little bit hard to follow and mind-bogglingly ridiculous, but also kind of brilliant. One of the biggest on-going transfer rumours and...
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Meanwhile In Eastern Europe: They’re Playing Footy and Scoring Golazos!
Okay so maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but who knew that the Russian Premier League and the Ukrainian PL were putting together high profile friendlies?! Fuckin’ Putin man. If I had known this, I...
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Buttcheek of the Week
Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week. We’ve had a steady run of buttcheeks over the last few weeks here at CotW and I don’t want that to end now. Having said that,...
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Arsenal Song Committee Meeting
Pretty funny quick vid via @KeithTheGooner… Love the Gervinho’s forehead stuff. Seriously, what is that guy’s deal? Speaking of, it sure looks like he could be off to Marseille soon, please get this...
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Sweden-Denmark Hooligan Fight
(h/t BarstoolSports) Awesome video. Hooligans just going the fuck at it. Shirtless dudes really just got dominated, didn’t even stand a chance. I would love to join in on an all out brawl like this...
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Rooney Denies Transfer Request; Has Officially Cried Wolf
David Moyes has officially taken over his duties at Manchester United this week and one of his first priorities has to be sorting out this obnoxious Wayne Rooney situation. With Sir Alex now out of the...
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Lord Voldermort Taking Dark Magic to Swansea
But seriously, you guys, it looks like a done deal in a move by Swansea to pick up Jonjo Shelvey from Liverpool in a £6m bid. The young cancer patient midfielder had enjoyed some success at...
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4TH OF JULY: ‘MERICA!!
I know that we have quite the international audience here at CotW, but today, I couldn’t give two shits. It’s the 4th of fuckin’ July and I don’t have to work until Monday. So enjoy the cubical life...
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Mexican League “Friendly” Match in Las Vegas: Sure, That’ll Go Well
Wednesday night in Las Vegas, day before the 4th of July, Mexican League rivals squared off in what was supposed to just be a friendly match. That already sounds like a perfect storm of debauchery,...
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Buttcheek of the Week
Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week. I hate to do this and go back to back weeks of the same cheek, but who can resist Abbey Crouch? She’s been on vacation and this...
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